1. The kid around the corner you used to babysit when she was 4… she’s just turned 14!
2. You spend all morning looking for your glasses only to find them on your face.
3. Your perfect Saturday night involves staying in your pyjamas, eating pizza and drinking wine.
4. The thought of wearing heels for 4 hours… Just No!
6. You go on a girls night out in January but you have to wear tights and a coat because it’s cold!
7. Your facebook timeline is full of engagements and baby announcements.
8. You have a Pinterest board dedicated to wedding ideas… Private of course.
9. Sunday is dedicated to home improvements and chores.
11. You’ve phoned the police on the yobs in your street for making a noise after 10pm.
12. Date night is now once in a blue moon and when you do actually go you have food and then get tired so skip the cinema and go straight to bed.
13. Naps are a god send!
14. You can’t handle alcohol anymore.. not one bit… not at all.
16. You don’t get asked for I.D for alcohol anymore. The cheek of it!
17. Your weekly exercise is walking to the local shop to get bread and milk.
18. You’ve found a grey hair. You must run to the shop to buy hair dye and hope no-one sees.
19. Your attending more weddings than birthday parties these days.
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